I then get a message that says "Fuck 😫" I figure he needs the info and is frustrated. I offer again to send it but hang out on my computer.
Turns out, he did come home during the 10 minutes his wallet was in my hand, checked the nightstand and figured he lost it and left to go retrace his steps in a panic. He figured I was in a meeting and was quiet coming in and out.
So I essentially stole his wallet, but only for the short time required for him to come home, not see it, and panic.
Anyway, he came home again and was like "I can't believe I lost my wallet!" this is the first I'm hearing that it is "lost" and not just... at home. I'm like "Dude what? It's on your nightstand."
We figured it out at that point.
Absolute comedy of errors.
Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!